The Slowmeister
A chronograph for people with nowhere to be.
The Slowmeister is Creamy Patina’s unrushed response to the world’s obsession with precision. Inspired by a legend, but drawn on a napkin between sips of tea, this chronograph pays tribute to lateness, lounging, and living without a stopwatch.
The dial is a playful mess of scribbled subdials, and self-doubt - even though the fully functioning chronograph is the same Swiss luxury tachymeter the Big Boys use.“
Amateur” replaces “Professional.” “Yes, the movement is Swiss” is printed just in case you’re wondering. It’s got all the design hallmarks of a serious chronograph — tachymeter bezel, subdials, stainless steel case — but don’t be fooled: this is horology with a wink and a yawn.
Reserve for £1 to secure your watch and get 50% off RRP on Kickstarter launch.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.