The Brittany
Perpetually Elitist. Unapologetically Ridiculous.
Meet The Brittany — our aggressively unserious answer to the recent strange dial obsessions. Drenched in that unmistakably robin’s-egg blue crumpled parchment, this watch pairs ironic exclusivity with barely-contained sarcasm.
The dial features hand-scrawled Roman numerals, smeared seconds, and a subtle disregard for symmetry — all set inside a case that looks alarmingly well-made. It’s for the kind of person who knows exactly what time it is, and doesn’t care.
Questionably Certified. Mostly England. Elitism sold separately.
Reserve for £1 to secure your watch and get 50% off RRP on Kickstarter launch.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.