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Three Icons. Kinda.
One scribbled in haste. Two whilst high. Luxury Swiss Movements clad in stainless steel and sapphire.
Not for collectors. For characters.
The Anti-Watch Watch Brand.
A crumpled-paper dial, pressed in steel.
Hour markers and hands — drawn, not printed.
Inside? The finest Swiss automatic movements the Big-Boys use.
Covered in sapphire. Cased in 316L stainless.
A luxury watch. Without the BS.
You don't need another dive watch.
You Need Taste. And This.
We don’t do moonphases, yacht timers or faux-riveted reissues. We do crumpled dials and doodled hands — and behind the visual mischief?
Top-tier Swiss automatic movements — the same ones used by brands charging ten times more.
Swiss movement. British sarcasm.
Horology for the Half-Serious.
From a distance, it’s a watch. Up close, it’s a rebellion.
Crumpled-paper dials. Hand-drawn chaos. And if you look carefully — hidden messages, inside jokes, and irreverent nods to the brands we’re mocking.
Nothing is accidental. Except maybe the humour.
Swiss automatic inside. Personality everywhere else.
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