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Enter the inner sanctum. You are now on the official early access list for the Creamy Patina Anti-Watch Collection.

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The anti-luxury watch collection

Crumpled dials. Hand-drawn hands. Swiss automatic chaos.

Every dial looks like it’s been sketched, smudged, and crumpled by hand — because it has. Even the hands twist and tick like they were scribbled by a half-mad illustrator.

But behind the visual mischief? Top-tier Swiss automatic movements — the same ones used by brands charging ten times more.

This is not a homage. This is heresy.

Launching soon. Join us. Watch the watch world panic.

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